Thursday, October 22, 2009

Sample Cosmopolitan Headlines

(April, May, June, July 2009)

Sorry to print them, but we need to be aware of the headlines that are placed at child eye-level in many store check-out lines. How would you like your kids sounding out these titles? They will continue to print and display such headlines as long as the public continues to accept them.

GET BUTT-NAKED! 50 FUN THINGS TO DO BARE-A##ED

SEX HE CRAVES: WE HELP YOU DISCOVER HIS MOST DIRTY-LISCIOUS FANTASIES—SO YOU CAN DELIVER THE NAUGHTY GOODS

BEST. SEX. EVER. OUR GUTSY NEW TIPS ARE GUARANTEED TO GIVE HIM THE MOST BADA## ORGASM IMAGINABLE. AND YOU TOO!

BE A LUCKY B####! THESE PROVEN MIND TRICKS BRING YOU WHAT YOU WANT

VIRGINS IN COSMO! (WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME)

THESE HOT MOVES WILL START A BONFIRE IN HIS PANTS…AND HIS HEART

SAVE YOUR A## AT WORK

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